Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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