Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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