Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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