k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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