puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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