Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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