i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize
