Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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