I just cut my nipple shaving
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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