hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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