i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Randomize
