As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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