it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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