She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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