Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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