I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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