My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i out mim tonsoeep
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