I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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