As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
