Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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