I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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