you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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