you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude i'm inner monologue high
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So much rum. So many feels.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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