Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wish my penis had a tongue
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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