my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This is my gift to your gina
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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