yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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