tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
There's even glitter on my cock...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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