Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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