Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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