Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i think i just lost a toe
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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