dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
God, I missed his penis.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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