People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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