new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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