I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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