Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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