If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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