We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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