told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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