Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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