How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you traded sex for a burrito?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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