This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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