i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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