Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize
