your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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