The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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