i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
