I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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