Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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