I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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