real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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