Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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