I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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