how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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