I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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