u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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