he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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