saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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