I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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