You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
