Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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