Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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